So I'm in charge of organizing and conducting interviews for a job. We film all of the Jacksonville Suns home games and we also run the jumbotron...during the baseball season...which is April-August. We're looking for someone to run a camera and someone else to run the jumbotron. Not brain surgery, and it's a part time job, at best.
So here are some really fantastic e-mail responses I've gotten from the job listings.
"I am interested in the job. How much will you pay me?"
"I am qualified and can start right away. I am avaliable all weekdays and nights, and also weekends."
"I understand this job pertains to baseball, but I wont live in Jacksonville until September, will I still qualify?"
And my absolute favorite:
"I think I would be very good at this job, but I have a few questions? Where will I park my car? I don't like my possesions to be tampered with and I want to make sure my car is safe."
Oh, first impressions. You are a dear friend of mine.