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So I'm in charge of organizing and conducting interviews for a job. We film all of the Jacksonville Suns home games and we also run the jumbotron...during the baseball season...which is April-August. We're looking for someone to run a camera and someone else to run the jumbotron. Not brain surgery, and it's a part time job, at best.

So here are some really fantastic e-mail responses I've gotten from the job listings.

"I am interested in the job. How much will you pay me?"

"I am qualified and can start right away. I am avaliable all weekdays and nights, and also weekends."

"I understand this job pertains to baseball, but I wont live in Jacksonville until September, will I still qualify?"

And my absolute favorite:

"I think I would be very good at this job, but I have a few questions? Where will I park my car? I don't like my possesions to be tampered with and I want to make sure my car is safe."

Oh, first impressions. You are a dear friend of mine.