Saturday, April 18, 2009


Know how Google (like many search functions) has that fun little feature where it tries to predict what you want to search for, based on what is most popular?

So sometimes I'll just start entering words or parts of letters just to see what the masses are searching for. This is one of my favorite internet past times, next to best of craigs list and fail blog.

Some of my current favorites:

48,000,100 people are currently wondering "what is twitter?"

374,000 people want to know "why is my poop green?" and a close, but different 441,000 are trying to figure out "why is my poop black?"

exactly 1,000,000 people have been robbed! Or...something close because they all are trying to figure out "Who moved my cheese?"

"How to become a vampire?" "How to become anorexic" and "How to be emo" all have at least 1,000,000 inquiries

but the one that really makes me wonder how our civilization has come as far as it has is the search for the "am i pregnant quiz"


bittersweetheart said...

hahahaha this will be my new favorite past-time as well.

Becs said...

There is an entire series on tv devoted to women that didn't know they were pregnant until they were giving birth. Seriously.

Breeny said...

I saw that show!
Moral of the story: Don't be fat, so that when your stomach grows significantly you'll actually notice.