Monday, January 5, 2009
Why it won't take long before I kill him Reason 83, or, How I met my match in witty smart assyness...
Jeff: Lets live in a trailer. Pre Fontaine lived in a trailer, so if I lived in a trailer I'd probably be able to run faster.
Sarah: Just like you're growing a beard because all of the fastest runners had beards so that must make you run faster?
Jeff: Thats a fact.
Sarah: Would you be faster if my boobs were bigger?
Jeff: No, but I'd be a lot happier.
It's a good thing you can run fast, so you can get away before I kick you in your balls and wipe that grin off your face...
After we stopped laughing long enough to catch our breaths, Jeff said "I really want you to put this in your blog, but people are gonna start thinking I'm an ass hole."
done and done!