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My mom has this computer guy.

Ok, that should be the end of the story, but it's not.

So back in October this douche bag was at our house doing something to my moms computer, being highly unprofessional and creepy and not leaving our house when he should have when he gets to wondering about my computer. The conversation went a little something like this.

"What kind of computer do you have?"
"Leave my fucking computer alone."
"But I'm a douche"
"Don't even think about going in my room"
"But I think I'm the greatest piece of fat to ever walk the earth because I know a lot about computers! Hear me! Listen to me brag about computers!"
"Stay the fuck out of my room"

Later that night

"Mom, where is my computer?"
"Douche Bag MaGee took it."


Awesome.

Now, if you'll allow me to pull a New Moon reference here...

October



November



December


After calling him several times, leaving several voice mails and talking to his secretary only once, my computer finally arrives yesterday while I was out. It's January, in case you're wondering.

He told my mom when he dropped it off that there was absolutely nothing that could be done to it. Oh, here's a thought...BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCK.
It's old. yeah. It's got too many files on it, sure. That's it. No corrupted hard drive or viruses or anything like that.

Then I see the itemized invoice this guy left. 95 bucks to run a diagnostic test on my computer...which I'm gonna assume he did yesterday morning once he finally remembered that he had my computer...and then 95 dollars to deliver it to my house.

He dropped the computer next to my bed. He didn't even plug it in yet thinks its acceptable to charge 100 bucks? Also, he brought his 2 and 3 year olds with him and let them run like banshees all over the house while he fucked around on my moms computer. Shouldn't he have paid my mom for babysitting?

I was too pissed and tired to even look at my computer last night so tonight I went to go plug my computer back in and rekindle with it. Maybe share a cup of tea, talk about old times, laugh and cry, maybe play the Sims.

Ready for the kicker, kids?

IT'S NOT MY FUCKING COMPUTER.


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