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Thursday, January 1, 2009

New Years Resolutions - 2009

  • Learn how to kill a man in one move

  • Become the 5th, and most successful member of the Beatles

  • Invent a shower head that pours out biscuits instead of water

  • Invent a sink that flows with jelly and honey instead of water

  • Travel back in time and make millions betting on sports games and become a hero by saving people from crimes and disasters

  • Party like its 1999...or...2009



happy new years, yo.