- Learn how to kill a man in one move
- Become the 5th, and most successful member of the Beatles
- Invent a shower head that pours out biscuits instead of water
- Invent a sink that flows with jelly and honey instead of water
- Travel back in time and make millions betting on sports games and become a hero by saving people from crimes and disasters
- Party like its 1999...or...2009
happy new years, yo.