Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Attention All Customers:

This is a notice that I, Sarah, will be relocating soon to Tampa.

Is this a new development?
No. This is something that I have been planning for some time but have waited to tell you about because, well, I don't know. (See: Lazy)

When will the move take place?
Middle of June

Why are you moving back to Tampa?
I will be going to spa therapy school to become a licenced esthetician and massage therapist. Think happy and zin like all of the time. Also, think popping black heads out of peoples faces and poking them incessantly with little instruments of torture while they wince in pain. If you are like me, these are happy and zin like thoughts.

Where will you be living?
Whoa there! Lets not get to personal here! I mean...yes...I will be living with my parents for 9 months.

Nine Months? Are you pregnant?
Seriously, people keep asking me this. I will continue to kick you.

If Jeff moving with you?

Won't you miss him?
Terribly, but it's part of the bigger plan, and we'll only be 3 hours away from each other.

What does this mean for me, your loyal reader?
Not much, there will be no rise in fees and there should only be a slight lapse in service while I relocate. The subject of my blogs might change focus slightly, possibly having more to do with my kooky mom or the fat lady with herpes who wanted me to wax her hoo hoo, but it's hard to say because, well, it hasn't happened yet.

Thank you for your support and understanding and we look forward to continuing our business with you for years to come!


Becs said...

Thats a big step! Good luck and congrats on having the i mean bravery to go after something you want!

Vanessa said...

Well, this is exciting! Good luck with the upcoming move!

bittersweetheart said...

I wish I was moving to Tampa. Chicago weather sucks. However I do not have the patience or non-ick factor personality to touch other people in that way so kudos to you! I'll stick to teaching 12 year olds the dangers of shooting crooked cops in the ghetto-fabulous south suburbs :) Good luck!! I look forward to hearing all about it!

JQ said...

Will you please practice your beauty school stuff on me?

bittersweetheart said...

Line? What line. As far as I'm concerned, there is no line. You rock. I firmly believe there was a cosmic mistake and I was supposed to be born in Florida. Really. I've been saying it for years. We were supposed to be friends, teamed up against the evil restaurant-service haters of the world. I hope someone goes all "Waiting" on her food someday.

Rebecca said...

Very exciting! You'll have to share your skin care tips with us! Maybe I'll trade you a xanax for them....maybe....