Don't Stop Believing

I want to work in a candy factory. I've watched enough episodes of unwrapped to know that making candy en masse looks awesome.

Ok, who am I kidding. Working in a candy factory looks awesome, but it probably isnt because you are costantly surrounded by candy and i doubt that the powers who be let you eat it. That could be one of the worst thing ever. It's probably one of my personal levels of hell - right above the level where I have to hear an alarm clock blaring its sirens of death 24 hour a day, and right below the level where I'm in a constant, and perpetually worsening hangover.

Which brings me to now.

The thing about jager bombs is, the more you drink, the more you think you should drink.

And then you do this...

...and then people buy you more jager bombs for being so fucking cool.